The Somewhat official SSM Web Page

This site is dedicated to the mass nothingness of the
SexySexyMonkey's!

C(*,*)O

We SexySexyMonkey's do pledge to keep ourselves:

  1. Sexually Implicit
  2. Outgoing with nonconformity
  3. Intermingled with that incestrial kind of love
  4. Always Horny (well, most of the time)
  5. Never Clothed
  6. Goodlooking
  7. Fully Kidneyed
  8. True to the original meaning of the SSM
  9. As Homo as we want to be (i.e. - rainbow sunglasses and nail polish for the guys)

If one is ever to waiver from these 9 statements, let him deny the position of the SexySexyMonkey's now.

Those humble leaders in charge of us, and their titles are as follows:
Red Communist Norman Schmidtberger
Queen Kristin Haule
Bononian Plasmid Steven Gregory Kuntz
The faithful followers and members of the SSM:
Court Jester Michael Grande
Bald Drummer Julieanne Faas
Kat in the Hat Kathryn Schmidtberger
Princess Tree-hugger Shayla Parker